Dear diary, today i was a pretty little fairy princess. The prom is drawing closer and closer but no boy asked me out yet. I really hope for bobby prince to ask me. He's so cute and no boy on the whole campus has as much swag as he does. But i heard he's going with Jessica she so stupid she stuffs her bra and she already kissed 3 boys, what a sluuut! Why can't i be as pretty as Emily, she was asked out the first day we even knee about the prom. I love her but sometimes i hate her because next her no boy ever looks at me. I could just well stay home and get fat and be forever alone. Maybe tomorrow will be a better day, daddy said he'll take me shopping :-) until then, thanks for listening diary, sometimes i think you're the only one who understands me.
EDIT: Im going to leave this masterpiece, to remind myself to put a password on my tablet. On the bright side, the guy who wrote this for me forgot to log off HIS facebook
